Woman treats green ogre figure with great reverence; says she will continue to worship ‘kind-hearted’ cartoon statue
That’s nothing. You guys would love all the funny things my wife does as superstition.
Funny: hangs bell in front of door to ring before going in or out of the house to scare ghosts.
Funny annoying as fuck: beds must align south…except she doesn’t know her south from apple juice.
Extremely annoying, house must face south… But that one has a big yard with fruit trees I like and a nice garage! This one is on a hill but it’s facing south, there’s a coyote in the back under 100ft tall pine trees. No luck ever removing those trees or planting any of our own. House actually faces nort West… But okay faces south, good.
Superstitions people. I have 0 tolerance. Somehow I married this one.
Utah family worships a portrait of Obi Wan Kenobi thinking it’s Jesus.Is that worse or better than the other fake portrait of Jesus I saw growing up Catholic? The white, blue eyed Jesus that you’ve probably seen somewhere.
Shrek is love Shrek is life Shrek is god
It’s not a Buddha statue, or based on one. It’s based on Bodai, a monk from China. Actual Buddha statues are slim figured.
can someone doing 3D printing take a look at the pictures? i have no idea about these things, but it looks like the ears would be some crazy overhangs.
from the reflection of the light i assume, the statue was printed bottom to top. so how did they manage to do the ears?
Decent modern printers can handle overhangs fairly well. If the overhangs get too big you can use supports. If you want to get fancy there are filaments meant to be used only as supports in a multi-material print that dissolve in water so they don’t leave marks on the print.
FWIW I don’t think it was printed upside down. It would complicate things and would require more supports for no benefit.
thanks
This is how I view all religion, so this is fine.
Clearly it was working. If Shrek wasn’t answering the prayers I think it would be obvious.
Objectively not the dumbest religion I’ve ever heard of.
Do other people not pray to Shrek daily?
I’m not devout, it’s only once every 2 or 3 weeks for me.
Shrek isn’t the worst idol.
He’s grumpy but he’s got layers, and is fairly accepting. And I think we can all relate to how far he’ll go for a bit of peace and quiet.
Honestly that’s a far better idol than most religions.
What? Like some kind of onion creature?
Like he came from a 3D printer.
I’d liken him more to a parfait
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Onions!
I mean… there are worse options
The ears are literally the only thing making it Shrek.
Shrek is just Buddha with weird ears.
Well, I’d argue that Shrek’s normal face is exactly halfway between Buddha and Sexy Human Shrek.
As a buddhist, that statue is most definitely something I want in my home.
And? Why stop now that you know how good he is. Shrek provides for everyone.
The title literally says she was going to keep doing it.
Ah, I didn’t notice that. Well, all is good then. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
As long as she does.not want to establish Shrekism as a state-religion…






