• KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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    17 hours ago

    Plot twist: The aliens are among us, and are in the Epstein files - that’s why such a small portion have been released.

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      15 hours ago

      One is wearing a bad hair job,. Paints itself orange. It can hardly string together a coherent sentence. Stumbles about on ‘human’ legs.
      It’s the worst alien disguise I’ve ever seen!

      There’s even a rumour it needs to rape children…to keep itself alive, or something!!

      • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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        12 hours ago

        Actually, him being a giant alien roach who wears a human skin as a disguise is the most convincing theory for explaining his behaviour.

  • n0respect@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    17 hours ago

    Good interview. Give it a listen or read. Aliens don’t pop up 'til the end.

    Kinda wild the interviewer just let “they’re real” slide by with no follow up.

      • psx_crab@lemmy.zip
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        11 hours ago

        Yeah, it seems like just a way to debunk the area 51 conspiracy. And we can’t really say alien aren’t real, because there’s like billions of planet and some ought to be in a goldilock zone that has the exact condition we have.

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        15 hours ago

        He probably meant some mundane explanation, but it’d be nice to have clarity as to exactly why. I guess it was a lightning round though.

        • Infrapink@thebrainbin.org
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          Probably Obama, like most people, figures there’s life on another planet somewhere in the universe, but that tge aliens haven’t visited Earth.