• D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    19 hours ago

    One is wearing a bad hair job,. Paints itself orange. It can hardly string together a coherent sentence. Stumbles about on ‘human’ legs.
    It’s the worst alien disguise I’ve ever seen!

    There’s even a rumour it needs to rape children…to keep itself alive, or something!!

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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      16 hours ago

      Actually, him being a giant alien roach who wears a human skin as a disguise is the most convincing theory for explaining his behaviour.