A smaller penis is actually preferable as it’s easier to have your partner deepthroat. Meanwhile I’m over here only getting half stimulated. You know dude has a mean cunnilingus game.
Trade you my totally average one. Hell, I’d go construction dump-truck size if it didn’t risk passing out the microsecond that I started getting horny.
Guys who are hung are lucky, and ones who complain about it don’t know how good they have it.
A smaller penis is actually preferable as it’s easier to have your partner deepthroat. Meanwhile I’m over here only getting half stimulated. You know dude has a mean cunnilingus game.
Deepthroat? Can you even feel something on…that?
Trade you my totally average one. Hell, I’d go construction dump-truck size if it didn’t risk passing out the microsecond that I started getting horny.
Guys who are hung are lucky, and ones who complain about it don’t know how good they have it.
E: doubly so if yours wasn’t mutilated at birth
You both misspelled “I have a tiny penis” or “I’m a huge internet troll”
Everyone has micropenis until proven otherwise.
That’s just crazy talk
No, that’s just how the internet works, no respect for anyone.
Fuck you too! ;)
O.o not sure where either of those came from but alright chief