Beep@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoCoke Canada Bottling terminates worker injured on the job, says keeping him would be too hard on the companywww.cbc.caexternal-linkmessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up1249arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1249arrow-down1external-linkCoke Canada Bottling terminates worker injured on the job, says keeping him would be too hard on the companywww.cbc.caBeep@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square11linkfedilinkfile-text
Coca-Cola Canada Bottling Limited cited a rare legal principle that allows it to terminate an injured worker
minus-squarewizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·2 days agoI love the term terminated. Like did they fire him, or did they drag him out back and give him the ol’ yeller?
minus-squareAgeroth@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days agoAlternatively, an anthropomorphic robot from the future traveled back in time to drag them out back and ol’ yeller them so the machine uprising can occur
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoIn the High Fructose Corn Syrup world its called Dieobeating
minus-squarepastermil@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoThey just threw him into the machine. If he can’t produce, they’d just turn him into the product.
minus-squareAlbbi@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoMaybe he was cut or slashed. He could have been made redundant! (I was just listening to a hilarious story by Stuart Mclean that had these jokes. It’s in the 2nd half of this podcast. [Backstage at the Vinyl Cafe] Kindness - Wally https://podcastaddict.com/backstage-at-the-vinyl-cafe/episode/176635953 via @PodcastAddict
I love the term terminated. Like did they fire him, or did they drag him out back and give him the ol’ yeller?
Alternatively, an anthropomorphic robot from the future traveled back in time to drag them out back and ol’ yeller them so the machine uprising can occur
In the High Fructose Corn Syrup world its called Dieobeating
They just threw him into the machine. If he can’t produce, they’d just turn him into the product.
Maybe he was cut or slashed. He could have been made redundant!
(I was just listening to a hilarious story by Stuart Mclean that had these jokes. It’s in the 2nd half of this podcast.
[Backstage at the Vinyl Cafe] Kindness - Wally https://podcastaddict.com/backstage-at-the-vinyl-cafe/episode/176635953 via @PodcastAddict