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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago

Sharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and Painkillers

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Sharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and Painkillers

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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago
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The waters of the Bahamas are filled with enough traces of human pharmaceuticals and illegal drugs that it’s showing up in shark blood.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/62362329

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    Where’s @sharkfucker420 when you need him?

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    It’s a stressful life being a shark.

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    https://m.imdb.com/title/tt27036391/

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    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit being a shark.

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      Surely you don’t mean that.

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    Lucky sharks

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