Staged corporatist bullshit. 0/10.
Might as well be the onion
Or … you could just transport it in an unmarked truck, but then there wouldn’t be this perfect free marketing “opportunity”.
It wasn’t even that kind of a theft. They didn’t like, run the truck off the road and steal the cargo or anything; they just posed as a scheduled relief driver and the prior driver handed them the keys, by my understanding.
The KitKats are actually in the eurovan in the very back.
That’s a lot of security theater to protect $10-worth of chocolate-like substance.
I have eaten 1 kitkat in the last 20 years but after all the news and viral posts, I will never eat one of those foul “chocolates” ever again.
What’s in the trailer on the right?
Kinda hard to tell, but that’s a tree service/arborist type bed on the truck, so I’m guessing probably wood rounds or wood chips.
Yeah, I thought it might be a tree trunk
Jailbreak me a piece of that KitKat bar? 🤨️
Damn I haven’t had a KitKat in a while. I should get some.
Fam, we dont have to give Nestlé money if we dont have to (I know its hard to avoid). We can make better confectionaries, and other companies sell less trash chocolate covered cardboard.
I will however admit, this ad is mildly funny, they put in some effort. Nothing wrong with having fun.
Naw, basically all major players changed their recipies over the last couple years. They are double the price, but have less chocolate, and more palm oil and other BS.
Stick with artisan chocolate, or, if you can, figure out which name brand chocolates haven’t changed their schtick yet. I think snickers are still the same, but don’t hold it against me if they aren’t.
