how do you do, fellow kids?
Huh, seems it’s like
an attractiona pilgrimage site:
They’ve added 15 saints in 2024? Usually less per year tho.
wiki/List_of_Catholic_saintsgood god that makes me gag
cant remember where i saw it but young people are joining less and less i guess its their way of trying to connect to the “youths”. Its such a spectacle.
By using the exact same model as for non-youths.
Yeah.
Our destruction was the will of their god, and he was its instrument.
How is this strange? It was going to happen eventually and it will continue to happen
The kid spread religion online. God killed him for it. Pope makes him a saint. God facepalms and says “How many more kids do I have to kill to show you that you should stop wasting time in church and just be a good person”.
Then that god stops existing because there’s no evidence for a god which acts like that
There’s no evidence for God period, so your “because” doesn’t support your statement. Of course you also don’t seem to understand basic logic. The lack of evidence never “proves” anything. The presence of evidence “may” prove things.
There is no evidence for the god you believe in, you are correct.
Do sure the evidence for the god you believe in.
Can’t tell if terrible troll or actual moron
¿Por qué no los dos?
Plenty of evidence for god killing whoever the fuck he wants because he feels like it.
Source: the bible
Okay, and? God creates, He can destroy what He made as well.
You moved the goalposts lol.
You said “there’s no basis for that” I countered with “yes there is” You countered “so”
So, you’re wrong. Also,
My partner and I made our son.
We now have a moral basis for killing him whenever we feel like it.
No, you’re not reading the whole message. What I was referring to was “you should stop wasting time in church and just be a good person”
My partner and I made our son.
No you didn’t. God gave you a son.
Yes, I know what you were referring to, I know how nested comments work.
Now, what I was referring to was:
there’s no evidence for a god which acts like that
Now, you want to claim that God would not kill people for not going to church.
Cool, but even if he DID. It STILL wouldn’t be on the top 10 most fucked up things which HIS OWN BOOK says he did, or has plans to do. Not even including the moral imperative to kill whoever the fuck he wants because ‘he created them’ (what even is this argument…)
But i digress;
God gave you a son.
No, bro, I’m almost certain I was the one who got my partner pregnant.
My partner and I did make our son lol, ive got DNA evidence.
If you want to claim God gave me a son, then you’ll first have to convince me God exists.
Can you do that?
God wouldn’t kill people for going to church. That’s what I said.
wouldn’t be on the top 10 most fucked up things which HIS OWN BOOK says he did,
Yeah because such a list would be empty
My partner and I did make our son lol, ive got DNA evidence.
So you drew out the schematics? decided what hair to put where? Pieced each bone into it’s place? Set the colour of his eyes? Drew out his fingerprints? Laid down each muscle and wired each nerve?
Can you do that?
Can you be convinced? What evidence would you expect to have to convince you? Some people cannot be convinced that the earth is round, that climate change is real, evolution is a real observable process of nature or that vaccines are safe and effective.
if a bishop watched me code I could be the first programmer saint. There are times only god knows how my software works. Or not, in case cursing disqualifies candidates.
TempleOS guy would be so angry
If you pray to him and miracles happen, we can have Saint Terry the Terrible
My code comes from the bad place
Let’s not be so pessimistic. I’m sure it’s from the middle place at least.
Candidates for sainthood require two distinct miracles attributed to them: Acutis was first beatified in 2020 after a Brazilian boy with a pancreatic defect was cured, following his mother’s prayers to Acutis to help her son. The second miracle involves the reported healing of a Costa Rican girl who suffered a serious head injury after falling off her bike in Florence: her mother prayed for the girl’s recovery at Acutis’ tomb in Assisi, and her daughter made a full recovery.
Quite, uh, remarkable “miracles”.
I feel like maybe Acurtis 360 no scoped that girl off the bike, then came back in as a healer and brought her back to full health.
…kind of cheating.
According to Carlin’s theory, 4 prayers to Joe Pesci (PBUH) should suffice for sainthood.
Joe Pesci: patron saint of smashing things with a baseball bat.
wait isn’t it the mom who should be a saint then?
Nah, basically, the logic is that since he allegedly healed her, that he is apparently alive in heaven and no longer in purgatory. Thus becoming a saint as his salvation has been “proven”
A blind study should be performed for a proper empirical proof. Sample size of two is not going to cut it either. Pump those numbers up to reach statistical significance.
Feels like we could get two miracles attributed to that famous painter, just for shit & giggles, having a Saint Hitler would be funny (if not for the distress caused to the survivors). Other satins have a much lower kill ratios (up to a few thousand only??).
(And ofc /s, choosing saints is a completely political process addressing Church’s needs.)
I knew religion was a joke. Anyone who still refuses to admit it is a total moron
Except there are still 1.4 BILLION catholics in the world, and that’s just catholicism.
We may not like it, we may not get anything from it, but we should very much be concerned with what happens in the world of organized religion and what it’s representing because 3/4 of the world still believe in some kind of religion.
Dota 2: “God like” Dude: “Jesus helps me killing you bitches!”
Seems like rich territory for jokes about saint Luigi
