It’s just Eric Cartman pretending to be AI.
Ass burgers?
Now I’m sad he didn’t use a burger in that episode.
Fun fact, the act of putting ginger up someone’s bum was historically used as in torture, however it is now a part of BDSM communities.
It’s called Figging.I’ve never really had the opportunity to mention this random bit of knowledge before, as believe it or not the subject has never come up before. Thanks, RFK. Jr. Sort of.
see also: the pear of anguish
A woefully underserved porn category
You need to peel the ginger first!
You can just use your teeth for that, it provides antioxidants or something. Starts to taste a bit funny after subsequent peelings, though.
I know one I wish I didn’t, about why you can find cannisters of nitric oxide at porn stores. (You get crackers and baloons and you inhale the nitric oxide, laughing gas, we used to do it when tripping and smoking green bud, it would seemingly last a few minutes in those situations and not just 1 minute like the whippets which are an expensive way to do it.
Poppers is what they call those little black bottles with the caps, which folks in the gay community sniff. Relaxes the bum hole.
I’ve not ever tried them myself, since I’m a top anyway, however it’s popularly known around gay pubs and the like.
It’s just ChatGPT isn’t it Or grok maybe
It would be grok for sure.
Nothing about pineapples?
I mean, all things considered…it’s not necessarily giving bad advice. It suggests using a condom, and attaching a safety string to some vegetables so you don’t lose them, and how to carve a flared base in your cucumber to give it that butt-plug shape. Could do worse.
Just… No. If you carve a cucumber, the base will fall off. And a string is insufficient and can slip.
This is worse than obviously bad advice. It’s bad advice that’s believable by the inexperienced.
Having stuck many things up my ass, I’m simply not comfortable taking advice from this guy
404 Media’s Sam Cole wanted to make sure that I noted that an image of a banana shown in the cut “is way too ripe for this, never gonna work,” and “sorry just to be clear exactly none of these are good for putting in your ass. Like please say that. This is not only funny it’s straight up bad advice. You’re going to lose a cuke in your ass if you do what this thing says.”
Roses are red
He wants us to respect him
But:
He keeps shoving steaks in his rectum.
Yougurt lubed steak!
It’s got what buttholes crave
Y’know. Imagining the texture of yogurt covering the texture of steak anywhere near that area of my body is horrifying. Thanks, I hate it xD
*Butt:
Hey at least it’s not pedonazi shit we hear from these guys…just this once.
Beef lobby??
Lol
Apparently apples are not suggested, they could lead to brain worms
I could see RFK doing this
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*when asked what foods are best to insert into your rectum
